1) You must answer as your character, the character can be an actual OC or from a fandom. It doesn't matter.
2) You have to tag 3 people when you are finished.
3) You may use up to three characters if you want, but one is recommended.
4) Your character may not harm the interviewer until the end of the interview.
DAIGO, DAIGO BECAUSE I CAN!
BECAUSE HE'S SUCH AN ASSHOLE! :'D
1. Hello! Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule to answer a few questions.
Yeah, this better be good. Because else I would have spent my time with a lovely lady. So this better not be a waste of my time, asshole.
2. First off, what's your name?
3. That's a really funny name, any idea why you're called that?
It's not funny! It is badass! I have no idea, I guess my parents already knew from the start I would one day serve the army and whatever~
4. That's cool I guess. Now what are you exactly? Give us a brief physical description of yourself.
What? I'm a fucking human, can't you see? Especially a fucking one, catch my drift? *winkwink*
5. Have any friends? Tell me about them.
Uhhhhh, not really. Most people are just my bitches, or my enemies. My cousin Shun could be a friend, I guess. If he could stop being a whiny little bitch.
6. Huh. Now do you have any one you like? You know...like like? Or love?
I love his girl, Ayane, but I don't mind any other girl~
7. Okay, I'm sorry. Now, do you have any powers or unnatural abilities? (You know...zap zap!)
Um... I can fuck people over with my pocket knives. Does that count? And with my combat skills. I'm a human, you know; I cannot kill people by blinking my eyes at them, jeez...
8. Brilliant! What's your occupation? Do you work anywhere?
I steal money from people's pockets, beat them to shit then steal their money. I steal stuff from stores... What else do I do? Wait, what's an occupation again?
9. What are you most afraid of?
10. Have any secrets you're willing to tell...?
Yeah sure, I fucked your mother. How's that secret?
11. So, you gotta have an enemy, who is it? What did they ever do to you?
I have soooo manyyyyy! I cannot even list them all! There is my cousin Shun who is a whiny bitch, my other cousin Jeames who is also a whiny little baby but even worse, all my teachers at school... who else?
12. Do you have any fangirls/fanboys? Come on! List at least three of them! Mention them right here, right now.
I guess my cousin's ex girlfriend Haya~ And Ayane, and um... your mom?
I have none, but a lot of girls like to call me Daddy~ If that counts.
14. Do you have an accent? Do you pronounce certain things differently than others?
Heck no. I cannot accent shit.
15. If you could species swap for a day, what would it be and why?
Species swap? Like becoming another species? Maybe a monkey so I can throw shit at people at the zoo! Oh no wait! Maybe a lion so I can attack and kill people! Or what about an alligator? Same shit, bro!
16. Ever....killed before?
So many times, you don't even wanna know! Oh damn, all those stressful moments... I hate those people, they waste my time...
17. Have a favorite weapon? (Mine's a bazooka, BOOM BOOM!)
My knives, duh. Oh and a gun, and just my feet and fists and stuff.
18. Where do you live? (not trying to be creepy here, I meant what planet, world, dimension, etc.)
Earth? Fifth demension, right in your closet. Go check, I dare you.
19. What do you usually wear?
Camouflage clothing and army boots.
20. What's your opinion on your creator?
Oh, I hate them and love them. Not even sure if it's a boy or girl but they created me so I guess they're alright? Or maybe they're both? WOW, that's creepy!
21. If you could say something to your creator right now, what would it be and why?
HEY CREATOR, WHAT EVEN ARE YOU? CAN YOU HEAR ME? HI? DOESN'T MATTER WHAT GENDER YOU ARE, I WOULD SO TOTS DO YOU BECAUSE I DO EVERYONE (I'm not picky~)! <-- *coughmanlywhorecough*
22. If you had a million dollars, what would you do with it? *throws money*
Three words; cigarettes, drugs, whores. In that order.
23. What's your lifelong dream?
Fucking your mom.
24. Favorite food?
25. Ever wanna settle down and have kids one day?
I already have a few out there somewhere, does that count?
26. Do you look up to anyone? Do you have an idol?
Haha nope! I'm better than anyone else so why should I look up to anyone?
27. If someone close to you died or got killed by someone else, what would you do?
Shrug and move on with life I guess? There aren't that many people I care about. Wait, are you planning on killing Ayane? If so I will bash your head in you asshole!
28. Can you dance? Or sing? Give me a sample of your singing voice. (*video recording the entire thing* huehuehuehue)
No and no, put that recorder up your ass and spit it out!
29. Now to upload that to YouTube...anyways, what's your favorite song? Have a certain genre of music you listen to?
Metal, heavy metal, rock...?
30. This quiz is now over. Anything you wanna say to me, the interviewer?
Not really k thx bye *flips off interviewer and walks out*
3 people. .3.
Okay sooooo, I loved to use Daigo for this! This was the perfect way to use him, omg! I love him so much, his whole attitude and shit! He always says things I wouldn't dare to say in real life. XD
I enjoyed his meme so much. Omg. Thanks!
Okay, k thx bye~ <3